• An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license
fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
• Biting someone with your natural
teeth is "simple assault", while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated
assault".
• It is against state law to steal even a single crawfish.
• It is illegal
to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
• It illegal
for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.
•
It is illegal in Lafayette, Louisiana to play a musical instrument for the purpose
of attracting attention, without a license.
• Mourners at a wake may not eat more
than three sandwiches.
• New Orleans: You may not tie an alligator to a fire hydrant.
• Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
What Am I ?
In Spring I look gay,
Decked in comely array,
In Summer more clothing I wear;
When colder
it grows,
I fling off my clothes,
And in winter quite naked appear.
(Answer Next page)
Dulcimer Wisdom
Great beginnings are not as important as the way one finishes.
